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Saturday, June 11, 2016

Beanie for President - On The Issues

You can trust for a 100% fact:

That unlike the other candidates in this race, The Beanie will never sign a bill to raise taxes on the American people. It doesn't even have hands.

The Beanie will never order the military into another protracted, costly, and poorly-planned out war of dubious Constitutional legitimacy.

The Beanie will not continue the runaway increase in Executive Power to set policy without legislative action, consent, and oversight.

The Beanie will not take taxpayer-funded junkets or campaign cash from lobbyists.

The Beanie has never once said anything negative about any group of people on the basis of their race, nationality, gender, religion, or any other such basis.

The Beanie has never imperiled vital US national security interests by using an insecure, private email server for conducting affairs of the state.

The Beanie has never, ever told a lie. Not even once. Not ever. And won't ever tell one in the future.

Unlike everyone who's ever run for high political office, the Beanie is actually, literally incapable of telling a lie or deceiving anyone.

You'll know what you're going to get with the Beanie. You won't have to wonder or be disappointed after you vote for the Beanie.

The Beanie won't alienate anybody or make them feel like less of an American or less of a person somehow. If anything, the Beanie will just keep sombody's head warm.

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